I hate south by southwest. There are idiots everywhere. and they don't follow simple directions. Nor do they pay attention to things like stop lights. or pedestrians. And they seemingly don't understand how parking garages work.
I've heard of Out-of-Towners complaining about what horrible drivers there are in Austin. And based off of all the cursing and flipping off I saw today and haven't really seen prior to today, I have come to the conclusion that all those bad drivers the out-of-towners are complaining about are OTHER OUT-OF-TOWNERS.