The waitress comes to the table... The menu clearly states that the chicken fried chicken platter comes with a side salad + one other side.
"I'll have the chicken fried chicken please, with a side of fried okra."
"Which type of dressing would you like with that, sir?"
We all give him weird looks. and one of us finally says, "Really, you don't want any dressing?"
"Why would I want dressing? Okay, fine, what do you have?"
"Ranch, Blue Cheese, vin..."
"Wait, you're asking me if I'd like salad dressing on my chicken fried chicken?!"
"no, sir, I'm asking which type of salad dressing you want with the salad."
"oh, fine...yes, I'll have Ranch. I would also like a coke."
"it's okay sir, I understand, let's get some caffeine in you, then it'll all be okay."
one of his friends: "I wouldn't count on it, he'll still say dumb shit."