Wednesday, December 09, 2009


"That 'adopt an Ethiopian for $1 a day' thing does not count as 'dating'."

"I don't think she's retarded; I think she's German."

"Wait, are we going to start a Droid users group in which we all get together, wear matching Snuggies, and set our phones to all say 'Droid' all in unison?"


Kristiecsu said...

I think I'm getting my mom a Snuggie for Christmas. Is that crossing the line? Should I also get her a Droid?

The Spiteful Chef said...

Sorry. That was under my old account. I'm a big dumb dummy.