I was talking to my coworker about his upcoming nuptials via text message. A bit of back story: This coworker used to love Mel Gibson. Loved him right up to the Jewish rant a few months back.
"Are you going to have a recitation of the Apostle's Creed or the Nicene Creed at your wedding?"
"No, we're going to do a medley of my favorite lines from Mel Gibson movies. The priest will ask if I take sugartits to be my wife."
"And then he'll ask her if she takes Masterblaster to be her husband..."