Our administrative assistant needs help.
On the 2nd, the first thing he said to me (at 9 in the morning) is "Wow, you're shirt makes me thirsty." I look down at my shirt. A plain lime green T-shirt. I give him a funny look and he concludes "it makes me thirsty for a margarita because your shirt is colored like a margarita."
Today, the first day I've seen him since I've been out of town for a week, he says "mmm, your shirt makes me thirsty for a Blue Hawaiian" as a greeting to me at 10am.
Aside from the fact that it looks like we might have to introduce him to Betty Ford, who says shit like that to someone? "mmm, your shirt is maroon, it makes me thirsty for a Dr. Pepper."