the stingrays, like the trees, are fighting back.

So, as I'm sure you've heard, an 81-year-old man had his heart pierced by a stingray. The difference between this time and when Steve Irwin did it is that the stinger broke off under the skin so the guy couldn't pull the thing out (which is what Steve did). The doctors think this saved his life...you know, it's like the whole thing of if you get stabbed, you're not supposed to remove the knife because it's probably actually preventing you from bleeding to death. Anyhow, this is the second sting ray attack in like 3 months...I think the stingrays are trying to take over the world. It's very similar to the time when the trees had had enough of the celebrities. The pine trees were fed up with the stars and so they would randomly jump out in front of a celebrity while the celebrity was skiing...okay, so maybe the trees were just trying to get autographs...