The other day was my birthday. And everyone was super nice to me.
Then the guy showed up and dropped off the M&Ms.
Yep, some random guy dropped off a bag of M&Ms for me. And I don't have a clue as to who it was. But (and this is a big But), because I work for the guvmint, I can't eat any of them until I know who gave them to me.
Besides, they may be laced with cyanide.
Want an M&M?