Why are you dressed so preppy?
I'm not dressed preppy.
Yes you are.
Yeah, the top half is preppy, the bottom half is cowboy.
You should have gone for black boots instead of the brown
But the important thing is whether or not your belt matches your boots.
Yes, all my accessories match. And I can't wear black boots. I don't like them.
They're boots, what's not to like?
Drug dealers wear black boots.
Well, I feel like a drug dealer when I wear black boots.
Psh, mine wears sneakers.
Oh, well then, never mind.