Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Thoughts on Britney Spears

Britney, Britney, Britney...are you TRYING to make sure the judge gives the boys to your trailer trash glorified sperm donor of an ex-husband? I mean really, honestly, are you actually trying? Because you know what, your Sinead Breakdown this weekend, plus the two failed one-day stays at rehab (really, Robert Downey Jr. was able to stay longer than that) are making you look like an drug addicted trailer-trash whore...oh wait, riiiiiiiight...

In other news, Paris Hilton was apparently told by a manager of a hotel in Europe that she couldn't stay at said hotel because they do not allow prostitutes. HAHAHA, someone in Europe thought Paris was a whore...oh wait, riiiiiiiight...

AND Hilary Clinton has asked that Barak Obama return $1.2 million to a donor because said donor bad-mouthed Clinton. So, Hilary's actively trying to make sure that Obama gets less money for which to run for the Democratic Primary. However, according to Obama's people, if she wants him to give up the money because the donor trashed Clinton, then she should give up the $1 million she got at a recent fund-raiser because one of the senators sponsoring it said that he would rather Hilary won because she would do better than some black guy...so then Hilary, what you're saying is that you hold other people to higher standards than you hold to yourself...it's almost like you're a politician or something...oh wait, riiiiiiight.

2 comments:

Dani said...

this looks like an awesome blog... or wait riiiiiiight

Jon said...

Watch what you say about Britney. Now that Anna Nicole has passed, Britney's all we have left, here in the mobile-home park!