So, I went to a Pure Romance party tonight. In other words, it is a sex toy party for girls. And no, I did not buy any sex toys (for those of you who were wondering).
But hey, I met one lady who sells sex toys for a living and another who does bikini waxes. Apparently the reason why they can't do parties with any men involved, even if they're gay, is because a lady describing how a sex toy is to be used and then selling him said sex toy is considered solicitation in Texas.
Besides there's nothing like watching a lady walk around with a pink strap on on (albeit over her clothes) for half the night.