Me: You know what's weird, John?
Me: I got like 130 hits on my garden blog the other day...because this lady posted on her blog that I had started a new garden blog.
Beachy: Well, isn't it good that people are visiting your blog?
Me: I guess...but I mean, it's just so boring. It's all like "I planted stuff. But it died."
Beachy: No, Katina. Take responsibility. You need to say "I planted stuff. I killed it."
Me: Well, yeah....I guess I planted stuff and then killed it.
Beachy: Liberating isn't it?