Don't use big words.
Once, when I lived in Memphis, my dog Sam came to the door with a rabbit. I wouldn't let him in, of course, so he threw it against the door. I'll never forget the sight of it sliding down the glass...
Last night when I was hanging out at the park with my friend's dog, we ran into a couple with a sugar glider. For some reason the couple thought it would be a good idea to introduce the sugar glider and the dog, and I kept thinking back to this picture. Fortunately, the sugar glider hissed and scared the crap out of the dog, so tragedy was avoided.
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