Thursday, November 13, 2008

At the Mall

I got suckered into listening to the spiel of one of those kiosk guys. Here was our conversation:

"Do your nails normally look like this?!"

"what, chewed down? yeah. that's normal."

"Oh. How frequently do you get manicures?"


"Do you know why you don't get manicures?"


"Because they're expensive."

"And here I thought it was just because I chewed my nails down to nubs."

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