Since half of my readers are not in the Austin area, I point you to this news article. I will wait while you read it.
Official: Shots fired when census worker visited
That's right. A lawyer went and fired 5 shots at a census worker who showed up at her house. A LAWYER! 1) this wouldn't have happened if she had just filled out the damn sheet (hell, she could have done the same thing my coworker did and claim that "Texan" is a minority if that would make her feel any better). and 2) I did not realize that they were letting nutjobs be law-talking dudes now-a-days.
Texas: The only place where you can be shot at for going door to door.